My follow up tribute to Banoffee, the current star of my dessert list and possible ventures into movies.
Possible movies to be made: The Banoffee Identity, The Banoffee Supremacy, The Banoffee Ultimatum, Banoffee Begins, Revenge of Banoffee, Banoffee of Brothers, Banoffee Jones’ Diary, My Sassy Banoffee.
Possible movie quote that got axed:
Darth Vader: Luke, I ate your banoffee….
Luke: Nooooooooooooooooooo
ID4: Today, we celebrate our independence day…with banoffee for dessert
Morpheus: You have a choice Neo. You take the banoffee, and you never have to worry about anything but sinful dessert. You take the red pill, and I’ll show you how mass orgies in Zeon are like.
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