got this email a while back with a long list of movies supposed to be coming out this year. let’s take a look:
- Harry Potter and the Order Of The Phoenix
- Spider-Man 3 – must watch! 😀
- Pirates of the Caribbean: At World Ends – this one also! 😀
- Underworld 3 – since the sequel is better than the first, this one should exceed expectations?
- Resident Evil: Extinction – RE, milla jovovich, what’s not to like?
- Shrek The Third – it’s shrek. nuff said.
- Fantastic Four: Rise of The Silver Surfer – jessica alba hubba hubba.
- Ghost Rider – nick cage bleah.
- The Bourne Ultimatum
- Ocean’s Thirteen – need to watch 12 first. 😛
- Alien vs. Predator: Survival Of The Fittest
- Dodgeball 2
- Meet the Little Focker
- The Simpsons Movie
- Wolverine – hugh jackman as wolverine. what could go wrong? oops. this one is 2008, btw.
- Mr. Bean Holiday Movie
- Under Siege 3 – this series does not help the world peace process.
- Punisher II
- X-Files 2
- Rush Hour 3 – will watch this. probably.
- Live Free Or Die Hard – yippee-ki-yay mother******!
- I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry
- Jeeper Creepers 3
- Daredevil 2
- Butterfly Effect 2 – this came out in 06, but there’s supposed to be a series starting in 07.
- Transformers – looks to be a totally different plot. but there’s optimus prime! 😀
- National Treasure 2
- Harold and Kumar Go to Amsterdam – “Go on inside, boys, and make yourselves at home. You can rest up, get something to drink, **** my wife, whatever you want. Just don’t do anything the good lord would’nt do.” – 2008
- Austin Powers 4 – enough alreadyyyy.
- Brazilian Job – hope it doesn’t involve wax. – 2008
- Silver Surfer – the story of a metallic being who travels through space on a surf board. duh.
- Scooby-Doo 3
- True Lies 2 – arnie raises money for his constituency doing what he knows best.
- Untitled Friday The 13th Project
- Evan Almighty
- Afro Samurai – samuel l jackson as afro. hmmm..
- Splinter Cell: The Movie – see fish, shouldn’t have played all those splinter cell games when you can just watch it. 😛 – 2010
- God Of War – i hope they don’t botch this. game sequel is coming out, but no movie on imdb.
- Castlevania – they’ll probably botch this.
- Alexander The Great – wait, didn’t they already release this?
- Hairspray
- Inkheart – books been good so far. but i foresee it falling into incomplete-series-syndrome, like narnia. maybe eragon.
- Life of Pi – maybe i should read this… – 2009
- Tekken – the first movie was so bad it took em 19 years to come up with a new one. – 2009
- Halloween
- Wrong Turn 2
- Wonder Woman – i’d watch it just for the costume.
- Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time – huh… guess the skipped the original game? – 2008
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- Midnight For Charlie Bone – sounds interesting: A young boy has the ability to look at photographs and hear conversations that took place when the pictures were shot. The boy uses his gift to try to unravel the mystery of a missing girl, and he has to deal with all kinds of ghastly relatives and other nasty characters who use their powers to hamper his investigation.
- Pathfinder
- I Dream Of Jeannie – 2008
- Green Hornet – 2006
- Adventures in Babysitting – 2008
- He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe – no she-ra? – 2008
- Cinderella III
- Alvin And The Chipmunks – humans with CG’ed teeth? or chipmunks with CG’ed faces?
- Elf 2
- Golden Compass – another book turned movie. a good book. hopefully a good movie. nicole kidman y0!
- Beowulf
- 28 Weeks Later – i love zombie movies! don’t you?
- Sin City 2 – if it’s anything like the book, or the first movie, i’m in! no alba on the roll though. :O
- Battle for Fallujah – 2008
- Guardians Of Ga’Hoole
- Outlander
- Shutter – with no jap horror movies left to rip off, US directors turn to thailand.
- Population 436 – sounds cool: The psychological thriller concerns an idyllic town whose population of 436 has remained unchanged for 100 years. Sent out to find the reason for this consistency, a census-taker (Jeremy Sisto) finds that something much more sinister may be at hand.
- 10,000 B.C. – 2008
- American McGee’s Alice
- Confederacy Of Dunces
- Young Hannibal – eats puppies and kittens?
- Magnum, P.I. – no mustache, no go.
- Xanth: A Spell for Chameleon
- Hot Fuzz
- The Hills Have Eyes 2
- Turistas – 2006
- Death Race 3000 – centers on an ultra violent, no-holds-barred race with heavily armed Escalades, Ferraris and Aston Martins. i like. – 2008
- Blades Of Glory
- Carmen Sandiego – didn’t play the game. but this makes me want to. 😛
- Alice in Wonderland
- Last Legion
- Cirque du Freak – another book.
- Hostel: Part II – chop chop. again.
- Emily The Strange – 2008
- Giver – plot sounds good.
- Steppin’
- Where’s Waldo?
- 30 Days Of Night
- Gangsta M.D.
- White Noise 2: The Light
- Solstice – 2006
- My Blueberry Nights
- Pac-Man – …
- Goonies 2 – time to watch the first. 😛 wait, and the second as well!
- Black Snake Moan – about a white nympho and a black blues man. not sure exactly how he’s supposed to cure her. – 2006
- December Boys – 2006
- Fahrenheit 451 – not related to the documentary of the almost same name.
- Guilty Pleasure
- Chapter 27
- The Namesake – 2006
so many movies. yet i’ll probably only get to watch 10%, leaving the rest for later. a lot of headturning titles but.. will the directors deliver? and it’s usually the title that misrepresents the quality of the show. book adaptations (comics too) have a high botch percentage. game adaptations are even worse. best bets are usually those movies that you’ve never heard of before. otherwise you go in with a certain expectation and then the movies don’t meet it.
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